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Shipping and Return Policies


Our goal is to package and ship your order in 1-2 business days. We ask for your e-mail address with your order. That allows us to send you an order confirmation and notify you if an item is out of stock. We do not use the e-mail for any other purpose, unless you have checked the box allowing us to do so. In any case, we do not pass your e-mail to anyone else.

We do not charge your credit card until your product ships.

All products are shipped in plain boxes. The return address on your package and your credit card statement will reference MiddlesexMD.

Standard shipping is USPS Priority mail. Charges will be visible to you in your shopping bag before you check out. The charges are based on the weight of your package and your zip code. If the products you select are lightweight, a first class mail option will also appear.

Expedited shipment through USPS is also available for an additional charge. Again, the charges will be visible to you before you check out. 

We ship to US addresses, including APO/FPO (Military). We are adding locations as quickly as we can. Feel free to email us to ask if we can prioritize your location.


With the intimate nature of many of our products, you’ll understand why most are not returnable once they have been opened. Before you buy, if you have any questions or want to discuss your selections with our product experts, please contact us (via the contact form on “support” or calling our toll-free number:888-337-7776). We want to help you choose the right product the first time.

Shipping damage: We check your products to make sure they’re in good shape before we ship, and we package them carefully. If damage has occurred during shipping, try to inform the carrier at the time of delivery. Then contact us for a return authorization.

Our errors: If we’ve made a mistake on your order, contact us, and we’ll correct the situation and send you a prepaid shipping label to return the original product.

Just don't like it: Unfortunately any product that has been opened or used is not returnable. If a product is simply not performing as you expected, we would appreciate your sharing your experience or concern with us. We'll use the feedback to determine whether we should continue to carry the product.

Defective: If you receive a defective product, please contact us as soon as possible. All of our rechargeable or battery-powered products offer one-year manufacturers' warranties, and we will get you a free replacement product during that period. 

If we have authorized a return, Simply initiate the return here within 30 days of purchase and when we receive the product back to our warehouse, we’ll be happy to send your full purchase price back.

The customer is responsible for properly packaging, printing the return label, and shipping the products to us.

We accept all major shipment methods, with USPS Priority Mail being the most reliable and affordable in most cases.

MiddlesexMD is not responsible for returns that are lost or damaged in transit.

A few items are returnable, based on the manufacturer's specific policy: Liberator Pillows are drop-shipped from the manufacturer. Returns can be requested within 30 days from original purchase. Original shipping is non-refundable.

PCI Compliant

Once you have filled your shopping bag and click on “Proceed to Checkout,” we have an industry standard 128 Bit SSL encrypted checkout to protect private data. 

Terms and Conditions

For sanitary purposes, all sales are FINAL. When you receive your package, please promptly check that all products are correct and in working order. We will credit or exchange defective items, minus the cost of shipping and handling. Items must be returned within 30 days, in their original packaging, with the original invoice included. Items returned without original packaging will not be refunded.

Promotions will be offered from time to time on the site. Promotions include gift baskets, discounts on products or shipping, coupon codes, sale items, etc. Only one promotion can be applied to a product. All promotions have expiration dates, after which the promotion is not available.

The website is intended for an audience of midlife women. More specifically, it is not intended for users under the age of 18. By staying on the site and reviewing the information and products here, you acknowledge that you are over 18 and may be exposed to adult content. If you are not comfortable with this, please leave the site.

Contact Us 

You may contact us by filling out any of the many contact forms on our website, by calling our toll-free number 888-337-7776, or by mail at, 1419 Murray St, North Kansas City, MO, United States, 64116